At a Wayne Foundation gala…
Jason: *grabs a glass of champagne from a server’s tray*
Cass: Nice tux, Tim.
Tim: I know. It belonged to Jason. He was buried in it, so… family heirloom.
Jason: *spits out champagne*
Tag: big brother of the year
Tim and Damian: *throwing threats at each other*
Dick and Jason: *watching from the couch, eating popcorn*
Dick: Jay, who would you choose? Timmy or Dami?
Jason: It’s none of our business. Tim.
Tim [to the rest of the Batfamily, about Conner]: My best friend wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Damian up. He’s a very real pain in my neck.
You know how it’s canon that Damian can move his innards at will? Well…
Jason: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Damian: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol, Todd?
Jason: So I can lower it.
Jay, you’re either calling out your little brother’s B.S. or that’s a legitimate Lazarus Pit thing.
Red Hood [to the rest of the Batfamily]: So, maybe I’m not the good guy in your eyes, but I might end up being the guy who saves all your asses.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: *whistling on the way to the kitchen*
Jason: *passes by Tim and Damian’s shared bedroom*
Jason:
Tim:
*twirls his bo staff*
I’m looking forward to crushing that little, adorable baby face of yours!
Damian: *brandishes his katana* You can try, Drake!
Tim and Damian: *charge at each other* RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!
Jason:
Jason: *shrugs*
Jason: *whistling on the way to the kitchen*
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Visiting your older brother at his (horrendously unkempt) Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Tim and Damian: *watching what looks like Jason lecturing Dick*
Tim: It takes a great man to tell his brother when to change his underwear.
Training with the original Boy Wonder be like…
Lesson 21: Diving (from a ledge thirty stories above the ground)…
Red Robin: *staring at the dot-like pedestrians and cars* My stomach is turning.
Nightwing: *grinning* That’s called the thrill of the job.
Or fearing for your life?
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