Tag: big brother of the year

Bruce, Dick, Tim, and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*

Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*

Damian: *choking Jason*

Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.

Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Jason: *takes a sip* Mmm. What kind of tea is this?

Dick: *wearing the same blood- and milk-stained shirt for the third day in a row* Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Jason: *takes a sip* Mmm. What kind of tea is this?

Dick: *wearing the same blood- and milk-stained shirt for the third day in a row* Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Stakeout… 

Red Hood: *watching Black Mask’s movements through binoculars*

Red Robin: Jay, do you like being alone with me right now?

Red Hood: *adjusting his riflescope* Nah. This is horrifying.

Red Robin: I don’t like being alone with me either. 

In which Jason immediately packs up their gear and takes his brother to a bar instead. (Granted, Tim won’t drink, but they can at least talk things out?)

When your tiny brother’s a big bully…

Damian: *sneering*

Jason: Do you want me to beat him up for you?

Tim: No. I shouldn’t have to ask you to do stuff like that.

Tim: You should just do it.

Guess who Dick finds sharing a gurney in the Batcave when he gets home?

Hanging out at your older brother’s safe house be like…

Tim: You don’t happen to have any coffee, do you, Jay?

Jason: Milk and sugar. *hands him a mug*

Tim: Oh, awesome. You’re a life saver. *drinks from mug*

Tim: Wait, is this just milk and sugar?

Jason: That’s what I said.

Tim: Do you drink this every day?

Jason: Every morning.

Red Robin: *typing away on the Batcomputer, sipping coffee from a pitcher through a straw*

Red Hood: Hey, Timbo?

Red Robin: What?

Red Hood: You wanna pull a prank on Dames?

Red Robin: Not right now, but ask me again ten years ago.

When a new prototype from the Wayne Enterprises R&D Division arrives at the Manor…

Tim: *in the Batcave* Damian, could you come in here please?

Damian: *walks into the Batcave* -Tt-

Android: Hi, Damian Wayne.

Damian: -Tt-

Android: I am Harvey, an android. Damian Wayne stinks.

Tim: Oh, wow, that’s so rude! I’m sorry, I can’t control him.

Damian: -Tt- Yes, you can.