Ground: *tremors*
Red Hood: Did you feel that?
Red Robin: I haven’t felt anything in years.
Tag: big brother of the year
Describing your family to a friend be like…
Jason: Oh, Tim’s actually a really smart kid. He’s stupid as heck, but he’s really smart.
Artemis: Did you hear what you just said?
When your brother tells you to butt out of his fights…
Jason: It’s not my problem, Tim? I’m the one who had to go between you and Damian’s sword.
Tim: *sobbing by the Batcomputer*
Jason:
Jason: Hey, Timbo?
Tim: *wiping away tears* Yeah?
Jason: If you ever want to not talk about it, I’m your guy, okay?
Tim: *walking into the Wayne Enterprises building*
Jason: Vest. Really?
Tim: Says the guy with the red helmet.
Jason: Safety first.
A CEO must dress to impress, Jay.
Red Hood [to Red Robin and Robin]: The two of you agreeing with each other? Now, that’s scary.
When Bruce comes back amneseic during the New 52…
Dick [to Selina]: I’ve been watching a ton of Disney Princess movies with Damian, but I firmly believe with all my heart that one magical kiss from you could unlock all of Bruce’s memories.
Tim: *feeling ‘er up* Ever since yesterday, I can’t stop thinking about you. I mean, I’ve known you practically the whole summer. I want you. I want you so bad.
Steph: Tim, it’s a car.
Jason: *pulls Steph aside* Let’s just leave these two kids alone.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Yup. Newly customized Redbird from Foxteca just arrived at the Manor.
Jason [about Tim and Damian]: So, my brothers are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose a side. But I can’t, because they’re both idiots.
Bruce, Dick, Tim and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*
Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*
Damian: *choking Jason*
Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.
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