Jason: Dick isn’t the only hottie living in the Manor. I washed the Batmobile in my old Robin shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.
Yes. Those were Damian’s. Right before he vomited.
Also, those scaly spandex briefs (leotards?) sure are stretchable.
Dick: *putting on his Nightwing uniform* Are you a nerd?
Jason: No. Why would you ask me that?
Dick: *dangling the Robin uniform in front of him* It’s Patrol Night and you’re doing homework.
At Red Hood’s safe house…
Jason: *heaving and clutching at his chest*
Jason, to Damian, who’s clinging to the ceiling like a spider: What have I said about you sneaking up on me? I could’ve been shaving. This could’ve been a Sweeney Todd moment!
Tim: *walks in on Dick and Jason excitedly discussing the previous night’s events*
Tim: *wiping dried-up drool off from his face and onto his coffee-stained pajamas*
Tim: What party?
Jason: Aw. The two saddest words in the English language.
Dick and Barbara: *watching Damian jump from one gigantic memento to another in the Batcave*
Barbara: He is kind of adorable.
Dick: I know! Isn’t he? Remember when Jason was like this?
Jason: What the heck do you people say when I’m not here?
Jason: Let me tell you about a little innovation called “Netflix”. You’ll never miss another movie again.
Tim: Really?
Jason: I swear. You pick a film on your computer. Three days later, there’s a disc in your mailbox. You gotta stay up with technology, Timbo!
Tim: Gee. Thanks.
Jason: *cockily walks away*
Tim [to Dick]: Can you believe he doesn’t know about streaming? If I ever get that out of touch, kill me.
That’s what being in a coffin for a long time can do to you, Timmy.
Tim: If I were sleep-deprived, could I do this?
Jason: Uhhh. What are you doing?
Tim: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
Jason: *shakes head and walks away*
Looking at Gotham City crime rate statistics on the Batcomputer…
Jason: Man, a thirty-five percent increase!
Tim: It’s actually thirty-four point two percent.
Jason: Thirty-four point two percent.
Jason: *in a robotic voice, doing a robotic walk* I am Timothy, the Numbers Robot.
Tim: Jason, can you please be quiet? I can’t hear myself not talking to Damian.
When asked how he spent time with his brothers yesterday…
Jason: The dentist pulled my tooth out. It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to the guys that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Jason: Plus, it’s always fun to see Tim faint.
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