Why Jon’s no longer allowed to hang out at the Manor…
Jason: You don’t make a shiv out of a knife.
Tim: Yeah. You make a shiv out of a rusty spoon or a shard of glass.
Jason: Or a human femur.
Tim: Exactly. Be creative.
Jon: 0_0
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And Damian’s like, “You two idiots did this on purpose!”.
Damian: Father tried to fix all of our problems, but instead ruined all of our lives!
Jason: *shakes his head* Nightmare.
Dick: You guys are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?
Jason: You’re like that guy from that movie who wishes he was never born. *snaps his fingers, trying to remember the title*
Tim: “It’s a Wonderful Life”.
Jason: You say that, but do you mean it?
Dick:
Bruce:
Alfred:
Dick: Should you be more worried that Tim has a medical student’s uniform in his closet?
It was one time, Dick. And you know that it was for an undercover mission. (Yes, ‘tis canon.)
On the different roles of the Robins in the family…
Dick: Now, there are pushy, obnoxious brothers who try and get involved, nudge them towards one another…
Dick: We mean well.
When your father and grandfather leave you and your brothers alone at the Manor…
Damian: *sees “52 missed calls” on his cellphone screen*
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: How irresponsible do they think we are?
Jason: *shrugs* Sometimes Alfred leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
Growing pains…
Tim: *frowning as he examines his reflection on the bathroom mirror* Hey, Jay, can you see this?
Jason: What pimple?
Good job, Jay. We know you meant well, but you just made your brother ten times more grateful that his cowl covers half his face.
Damian [on the Comm Link]: *sniffling and sneezing*
Damian: Why are you trying to turn this into a fight, Grayson? I called to yell at you for getting me sick.
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: Take care. Bye. *click*
Nightwing: *grinning* I love you, too.
Tim: *wearing a Superboy t-shirt and standing majestically with his chest heaving after sprinting for dramatic effect*
Dick: *cups his hands into a voice amplifier* It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
Jason: *walks past them to grab a can of beer from the fridge* It’s super out of breath.
Tim: Happy Halloween to you, too.
Red Robin: *cradling a broken arm*
Nightwing: Who hurt you?!
Nightwing: I’m kidding. I know it was Jason and Damian.
And Damian’s like, “It was an accident. *rolls eyes*”.
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