Arsenal: Okay, we gotta go to my house so we can use one of my sports cars.
Red Hood: Roy, you don’t own a sports car.
Arsenal: Right. We gotta go to your dad’s house so we can use one of his sports cars.
Hence, Batman having words with Green Arrow.
Author: chocoh0lic0201
How to rescue the damsel who goes halfway across the world to find you…
Red Robin [to Tam]: *hops onto his motorcycle, offers a hand*
Red Robin: Come with me if you want to live.
Or, you know, get into worse, life-threatening situations.
How to rescue the damsel who goes halfway across the world to find you…
Red Robin [to Tam]: *hops onto his motorcycle, offers a hand*
Red Robin: Come with me if you want to live.
Or, you know, get into worse, life-threatening situations.
After being thrown across a field by Artemis…
Red Hood: *yells* You are a very, very hostile young lady, do you know that?
Red Hood: *dusts off his leather jacket*
Red Hood: *yells* Can I, um, have your number?
“Injustice 2″ (or “My, How Things Have Changed”)…
Batman and Harley Quinn: *watch as the Joker walks towards them and beckons to Harley*
Batman: Hn. Why should I trust you?
Harley Quinn: *swings her bat* Because, today, we are on the same side.
Clark: Why don’t you sit down and relax?
Bruce: Have you met me?
Red Hood [to Artemis, about Bizarro]: You know, he’s really quite sweet when he’s not trying to destroy you.
Hal: So, what do you think I should do, Bats?
Bruce: Find the person you would least likely ask for advice and go to him or her.
Hal: I thought that was what I was doing.
Touring your best friend around your hometown be like…
Conner: This is Gotham City? I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Tim: Consider yourself lucky.
Trying to get approval from Batman for a mission be like…
Green Lantern: *walking away from Batman and towards the rest of the Justice League, who’re anxiously waiting*
Green Lantern: *shrugs* It was a cross between his angry face and his “stop talking” face, the second of which I’m more familiar with.
Maybe next time don’t send Hal to do the talking?
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