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When Jon hangs out with other people

Imagine: Damian ^

Superman: *reading a case file* Did you run this by Commissioner Gordon?

Batman: Hn. I tried, but Jim was as interested in my theory as I was in “Eat Pray Love”.

Red Hood: *holding an unconscious criminal by the scruff of the neck as a government facility explodes behind them*

Batman: *glaring*

Red Hood: I got the guy. The least you can do is fist bump me or something.

Wally: *completes the Titans obstacle course in 3 seconds flat*

Dick: You’re the coolest accident I’ve ever known.

Barbara [about Dick]: He makes me feel… like the highest point on the electromagnetic spectrum.

Dinah: Awww!

Batman: The police found spare bullets all over the crime scene, and I thought to myself, “Yes, that would be my son, Jason”.

Red Hood: So, you’re not mad at me?

When your best friend can read through an entire textbook in two seconds flat…

Hal: *drops a bunch of books on Barry’s desk* I need you to upload these to your brain.

Barry: *examining a specimen under a microscope* One, I’m busy. And, two, I’m not a computer.

Hal: Actually, you kind of are. I need you to learn all of this stuff so you can teach me.

Barry: Why?

Hal: So I can impress a lady.

Barry: Such predictable motives. This is extortion.

Nightwing: *smirks*

Nightwing: *passes binoculars to Red Hood*

Red Hood: *looks through binoculars*

Red Hood: *sees Batman and Catwoman giggling at each other three rooftops away*

Red Hood: It’s like he’s had a personality transplant. Now he’s happy?

When you’re worried sick about your best friend (who has a bit of a drinking problem)…

Jason: Roy, where are the heck you?!

Roy: Uh, you know the store on the corner? About 500 miles from there.

When you capture a perpetrator then realize that it’s your brother…

Red Hood: Hey, Timbo! You’re stopping a felony and I’m committing one. Remember when we used to have Movie Night?

Red Robin: *groans*