Taking a trip down memory lane be like…
Barry: Hal didn’t trust Bruce.
Clark: And Bruce didn’t trust Hal.
J’onn: That’s why they had lunch together every single week…?
Diana: To express their mutual distrust.
Barry and Clark: Exactly.
Arthur: *shrugs* Meh.
Robin: *skims a mission dossier*
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: Father would never ask me to do this.
Nightwing: No, you’re right. He wouldn’t. He’d ask me to ask you.
Downtime at the Manor…
Jason: Remember when you said that you could use several cold beers tonight?
Dick: Uh, I never said that, Jay.
Jason: Yeah? Maybe that was me.
Thankful for all the #firstresponders and their families today. #thinblueline #thinredline #ems #firefighters #lawenforcement #nypd #fdny #september11 #neverforget #neverforgotten
This is genius. I mean, where is the lie?
On the GCPD rooftop…
Commissioner Gordon: *turns around to find Batman gone (for the nth time)*
Commissioner Gordon: *takes a long drag off his cigarette* I think he might be part-vapor.
When your adoptive father’s one of the best stalkers in the world…
Red Hood [to Batman]: How did you know I was here? Are you tracking my cell phone signal? You know what, I don’t want to know! It’ll just lead to more questions.
Mobster: *tied up and cursing at Red Hood in Russian*
Red Hood: You have some mouth on you.
Mobster: You speak Russian?
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Red Hood: Just the swear words.
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Don’t be modest, Jason. We know it’s canon that you do.
Dick [about Bruce]: “Clingy”? He called me “clingy”?
Tim: *nods*
Dick: Damn.
Dick: I’ve got to call him to make sure everything’s okay.
Starfire: First off, you’re a complete idiot to even be in this situation.
Red Hood: No one disputes that I’m an idiot.
Arsenal [to Starfire]: I tried to stop him, Babe!
Starfire: No, you didn’t.
Arsenal: No, I didn’t.
[in Sterling Archer’s voice] Bros before… apparent threats to national security.
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