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Superheroes’ work-life balance be like…

Clark [to Diana]: You know what, if the parademons don’t come tonight, this will be our first okay date.

Family Patrol Night…

Robin: You ripped my cape, Drake!

Red Robin: And you broke my nose twice, you brat! I healed, you broke it again. Two times!

Robin: *punches Red Robin* Make that three times!

Nightwing: *attempting to pull them apart*

Red Hood: *rolling on the floor laughing*

Criminal: *bound and incredibly confused*

When your best friend supports you, no matter what…

Hiding behind barrels and reloading their weapons while being shot at by Black Mask’s henchmen in a warehouse…

Red Hood: I’ve got an idea –

Arsenal: Okay.

Red Hood: It’s actually kind of a plan –

Arsenal: Sounds great!

Red Hood: You don’t even know what it is yet!

Arsenal: I mean it’s great that you have a plan.

When your prodigal son lays down his guns, takes off his red hood, and comes back to the Manor for a while…

Batman: *clutching his chest* I… I feel like I’m go- going to explode into a m-million shiny p-pieces, Alfred…

Alfred: *grinning* I believe that’s called “joy”, Master Bruce.

Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?

Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”

Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…

Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?

Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”

Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…

Batman: You know what I hate most in the world?

Red Hood: Kittens? Laughter?

Red Hood/Arsenal: The Reunion…

Red Hood: *hiding behind a barrel, reloading his guns* Your first day back and I’m already getting shot at!

Arsenal: *aiming an explosive arrow at the shooters* You missed me, didn’t you?

Batmobile: *screeches to a halt in front of Selina’s apartment building*

Bruce: *comes out in a partially unbottoned dress shirt and a skewed necktie, holding a bouquet of petal-less roses*

Selina:

Bruce: *grins sheepishly*

Selina: What use is a jet-powered vehicle with missle launchers if it can’t get you to a dinner reservation on time?

Visiting your older brother at his (horrendously unkempt) Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Tim and Damian: *watching what looks like Jason lecturing Dick*

Tim: It takes a great man to tell his brother when to change his underwear.