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Robin: Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.

Damian, you’re 10.

Red Hood [to Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin]: Is it just me, or is our dad a freakin’ weirdo?

The Bat-apples don’t fall too far from the Bat-tree, Jay.

Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Jason: *takes a sip* Mmm. What kind of tea is this?

Dick: *wearing the same blood- and milk-stained shirt for the third day in a row* Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Jason: *takes a sip* Mmm. What kind of tea is this?

Dick: *wearing the same blood- and milk-stained shirt for the third day in a row* Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Dick, Jason, and Tim:

Damian:

Dick: Hey, Da –

Damian: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat.

Batman: I am always acting in self-defense. Occasionally, preemptive self-defense.

Occasionally?

Mornings at the Manor…

Alfred: *coming out of Tim’s bedroom carrying a big, black plastic bag*

Tim: *yawns* It’s not garbage, Alf. It’s my clothes.

And, Dick’s like, “Hey! Alfred does that to me, too!”.

Dining out with your best friend be like…

Bruce [to waiter]: I will have a glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.

Clark: And I will have a waffle with your maple-iest syrup.

Super Antics #8

by Kerry Callen

The Justice League being a-holes to each other. Cracks me up every time. Check out the website.

Who said it better?

Bruce or Tim?