Jason [about Tim and Damian]: So, my brothers are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose a side. But I can’t, because they’re both idiots.
Author: chocoh0lic0201
Arsenal: You thinking what I’m thinking?
Red Hood: Zero chance.
Tim: Listen, I know that you think that the only reason we’re brothers is because of Bruce, but that –
Damian: That is not true! I don’t think we’re brothers.
Dick: I know you’ll say the exact right thing to make me feel better.
Bruce: … There. There.
Dick: You are so wise.
Green Lantern [about Batman]: Can you believe that guy?!
The Flash: Yeah, he’s like a really handsome Darth Vader.
Hal [about Bruce]: Can you believe that guy?!
Barry: Yeah, he’s like a really handsome Darth Vader.
When Superboy finally gets fed up with Robin’s bullying…
Damian: You should know that I know Krav Maga.
Jon: Fine, c-call him, m-mister! I – I’ll fight him, too! I guess!
Could their upbringing be any more different?
Bruce, Dick, Tim and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*
Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*
Damian: *choking Jason*
Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.
The new four-foot-something, self-appointed leader of the Teen Titans be like…
Robin: Anyone who needs to speak to me has to go through me first.
Bruce, Dick, Tim, and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*
Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*
Damian: *choking Jason*
Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.
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