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Dick: You seriously don’t do any core work?

Jason: Just sitting up to reach the remote.

Little Wing never skips Leg Day, though.

Roy: *finds his best friend bent over on the floor in the safe house*

Jason: If you would use a plate when you’re eating taquitos, I wouldn’t have to scrub the floors, would I?

When Bruce comes back amneseic during the New 52…

Dick [to Selina]: I’ve been watching a ton of Disney Princess movies with Damian, but I firmly believe with all my heart that one magical kiss from you could unlock all of Bruce’s memories.

After hours of searching the Manor…

Alfred: *throws hands up in exasperation* Well, the boys are off. I wonder where they went.

Bruce: Out of town.

Alfred: How do you know, Master Bruce?

Bruce: I told them not to.

Tim: *feeling ‘er up* Ever since yesterday, I can’t stop thinking about you. I mean, I’ve known you practically the whole summer. I want you. I want you so bad.

Steph: Tim, it’s a car.

Jason: *pulls Steph aside* Let’s just leave these two kids alone.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

Yup. Newly customized Redbird from Foxteca just arrived at the Manor.

Tim: *feeling up* Ever since yesterday, I can’t stop thinking about you. I mean, I’ve known you practically the whole summer. I want you. I want you so bad.

Steph: Tim, it’s a car.

Jason: *pulls Steph aside* Let’s just leave these two kids alone.

Yup. Newly customized Redbird from Foxteca just arrived at the Manor.

Barbara: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Tim: Starbucks.

Damian: Covered in kittens!

Dick: Model. No, a movie star. No, wait. Yeah. Model.

Jason: Prison.

The Robins’ vigilante retirement plans?

Justice League entrance interviews…

Black Canary: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?

Superman: Well, I’m a real people person.

Batman: Hn. I don’t answer stupid questions.

Wonder Woman: I speak Greek.

Green Lantern: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.

Going on a dinner date with Red Hood be like…

Jason: Todd, party of two.

Hostess: Okey dokey. That’ll be about two hours.

Jason: Here’s twenty bucks.

Hostess: Okay, we’ll have something in fifteen minutes.

Jason: You don’t want this place to burn down twice, do you?

Hostess: Okay, we have something right now.

Jason: I thought so. Well, it looks like it’s our lucky night.

Tim: I miss Kon.

Steph: Well, you still have me.

Tim: It’s not the same, Steph! I can talk to Kon about things that I can’t talk about with you.

Steph: Oh, like what?

Tim: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.