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Wally: We don’t get to choose our parents.

Dick: *watching Bruce talking to Alfred*

Dick: Sometimes we do.

Batman: Jason, I’ve been looking for you.

Red Hood: You know, you’ve got a way of saying that where it never sounds like good news.

Jason: *takes a sip from Tim’s mug*

Jason [to Tim]: This coffee is intense! Did you hit it with a flamethrower?

He can’t tell anymore, Jay. All that coffee has probably burned off the nerve endings in his mouth.

Tim: *walking into the Wayne Enterprises building*

Jason: Vest. Really?

Tim: Says the guy with the red helmet.

Jason: Safety first.

A CEO must dress to impress, Jay.

Red Robin: *examining a trail of footprints*

Superboy: What does your gut tell you?

Red Robin: My gut tells me I need an antacid.

All that coffee, Timmy. All that coffee.

Red Robin: Ra’s isn’t your usual scumbag.

Red Hood: And we’re not your usual vigilantes.

Red Hood [to Red Robin and Robin]: The two of you agreeing with each other? Now, that’s scary.

Bruce [to Alfred]: I’m taking Jason to a gun factory. What could go wrong?

Or when Batman started to rethink which investigations to involve Robin in.

Red Hood: *gets off the phone*

Artemis: Duty calls?

Red Hood: Worse. Batman.

Just two young vigilantes sitting on a rooftop…

Robin: Drake.

Robin: Do you ever feel like you made the wrong career choice?

Red Robin: Yeah. The day I met you.