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Steph: Damian called me a “blonde”.

Tim: Well, you are.

Steph: I don’t think he was being observational.

When your brother tells you to butt out of his fights…

Jason: It’s not my problem, Tim? I’m the one who had to go between you and Damian’s sword.

Beast Boy: What was I supposed to do? Psychically predict that we’d be on lockdown?

Kid Flash: I swear, Gar, if we run out of food, I am eating you first!

Superman: You know you’re in trouble when Batman thinks you’re in trouble.

Tim: Never in all my life have I been that humiliated.

Damian: I beg to differ.

Jason: Yeah. Me, too.

Nightwing:

Batman:

Nightwing: *grins*

Batman: *sighs*

Nightwing: Do I have clearance to hug you now?

Batman: You do.

Alfred: Be careful, Master Bruce.

Bruce: Of what?

Alfred: Don’t replace a child you lost with a child you can’t save.

Tim: *sobbing by the Batcomputer*

Jason:

Jason: Hey, Timbo?

Tim: *wiping away tears* Yeah?

Jason: If you ever want to not talk about it, I’m your guy, okay?

Green Lantern: Hey, Bats, you got a second?

Batman: One Mississippi.

And when he’s in a good mood, he’ll give you a “hn” at the end. That’s, like, an extra 0.000001 s.

Red Robin: *reading a case file on the Batcomputer* This crew’s terrorizing their way across the country.

Red Hood: Yeah? Well, Gotham’s their last stop.