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Owlman: Would you be willing to sacrifice your life to protect Batman?

Nightwing: My only regret is that I have one life to give.

Overheard from within a missile silo…

Red Hood: Roy, are you seriously about to disarm a nuclear bomb using fruit juice?

Ground: *tremors*

Red Hood: Did you feel that?

Red Robin: I haven’t felt anything in years.

Superman: Bruce, just relax.

Batman: Why?

Superman: I don’t know. No one’s ever asked me that before.

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Because of the few things Batman seems incapable of, relaxing is among the top five.

Superman: Bruce, just relax.

Batman: Why?

Superman: I don’t know. No one’s ever asked me that before.

Because of the few things Batman seems incapable of, relaxing is among the top five.

Arsenal: I have an idea…

Red Hood: Go on.

Arsenal: It’s deceptive and borderline unethical…

Red Hood: I’m listening.

When asked about his philosophy in life…

Wally: If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it.

Uhhhh. Right.

Batfamily training sessions…

Nightwing: Rule number three: Save lives first; worry about consequences later.

Describing your family to a friend be like…

Jason: Oh, Tim’s actually a really smart kid. He’s stupid as heck, but he’s really smart.

Artemis: Did you hear what you just said?

Speedster training…

Kid Flash [to Impulse]: Rule number one: Every successful run ends with junk food.