if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap
Author: chocoh0lic0201
Green Lantern: Actually, you know what, I’ve been thinking…
Batman: Stop that.
Nippin’ it at the bud.
Dick: … And that’s why I think we should break up.
Kori: Is that what you really want?
Dick: Yes, it is.
Damian: Great. The most annoying romance of my life is finally over.
Ground: *tremors*
Red Hood: Did you feel that?
Red Robin: I haven’t felt anything in years.
In which Jason immediately lays down his guns and gives Tim a hug…
Red Robin:
Red Hood: Nothing?
Red Robin: Nothing.
When Nightwing’s away, the other Robins will play…
Jason: *holding a bound, gagged, and very bored-looking Damian upside down* Permission to drop the little twerp into a deep, dark hole, Sir?
Tim: Granted.
Damian: -Tt-
Cyborg: I’m not a machine!
Cyborg: … Okay, I am a machine, but I’m also a person.
Looking for the last surviving box of Twinkies in the Watchtower be like…
Green Lantern: Batman! You’ve got to break Bats. Superman tells him everything.
The Flash: Those tiny ears hold so many secrets.
Cyborg: I’m not a machine!
Cyborg: … Okay, I am a machine, but I’m also a person.
After finding out the Dark Knight’s true identity…
Superman: You always walk around angry, Batman. I should have known you had a secret.
At the Titans Tower…
Superboy: So, am I member of the team?
Robin: Let’s walk before you run, Kent. Maybe crawl before that.
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