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Red Hood: We are up against the best security in the world.

Red Robin: Our own.

Will you two stop trying to break into your little brother’s room at the Manor?

Batman: If I can’t do this, then what will I be?

Alfred: Then you’ll be Bruce Wayne. There’s nothing wrong with that.

katewillaert:

DCEU Rhapsody

Bis-mil-lah! What is Teen Titans Go?
(Titans Goooooooo)
Bis-mil-lah! What is Teen Titans Go?

(Titans Go!) It’s Teen Titans Go!
(Titans Go!) It’s Teen Titans Go!
Teen Titans Goooooo–
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Can’t waaaaait!

Source: katewillaert

Searching for Batman while he was trapped in the timestream be like…

Red Hood: Yeah, okay, so we didn’t find Bruce, but maybe we found a new dumpling house, huh? Huh?

See that glare your brothers are giving you? You’re not really helping, Jay.

Selina: Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?

Bruce: No. I either leave or they die.

Painfully true, though.

Nightwing: Um…

Red Robin: …

Robin: …

Nightwing: I don’t know how to say this exactly, but please don’t kill each other.

This has been a daily reminder from your friendly neighborhood older brother.

Wally: There’s nothing I won’t do for thirty dollars and a sandwich… Or just a sandwich.

Roy: You know, a couple’s first fight actually sets the tone for all future arguments. Trust me, I’m going through it right now myself.

Dick: You and Kori?

Roy: Nah. Me and Jason, actually.

Angsty zombie bros before beatiful alien girlfriends.

Damian: Because I value our familial association, Drake, I need to be frank with you. We are in a fight.

He’s… improving.

In a bar at The Bowery, Gotham City…

Red Robin: *walks in*

Red Hood: Timbers, what are you doing here all alone? There’s no one here but scoundrels, assassins, and warlords… Scum of the Earth.

Bartender: Ah, Mr. Hood, your usual?