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Dropping by the Manor to have a word with your adoptive father be like…

Red Hood: *slams the door behind him*

Red Hood: Did you hear any of that?

Arsenal: Uhhh… I understood “Crazy old bat”, “Go kill yourself”, then “I love you”.

Nightwing: *with lipstick marks all over his face*

Batgirl: *with smudged lipstick*

Robin: …

Nightwing: …

Batgirl: …

Robin: -Tt-

Robin: Isn’t it enough that this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed?

Yeaaaaah, you weren’t supposed to see that, Damian.

When asked when last time he had fun was…

Batman: I can be spontaneous every four years.

When you arrive at the scene too late and see the aftermath of Batgirl, Orphan, and Spoiler taking down a group of rogues…

Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: I’ve always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today… I’ve seen things, Bruce.

If you ever wondered what goes through Red Hood’s mind…

Jason: So, how do I say this without sounding like an ass?

Damian: I did cartwheels.

Dick: Without me?

Because Damian’s still Grayson’s widdle baby.

Giving your son his first shave be like…

Bruce: It’s shaving time. Shavy gravy. Shaved by the Bell.

Jason: Why are you talking like Dick?

Is it not helping improve the father-son chemistry? No? Oh, okay.

3 AM at the Manor…

Jason: *leaning on Tim for support*

Jason: *giggling and whispering* Timbo, take me to Alfred and move slow…

Jason: … I’m still drunk… ing my coffee, Bruce!

Bruce: Hn.

Guess who’s grounded?

When you just can’t win an argument with Batman…

Nightwing: Aaarrrggggh. In “Legally Blonde”, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cutely!

Red Hood: Dick, this is real life, not an excellent movie.

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Jay, I need you for this. You’re sneakier than I am, you’re a bigger liar, and you have no moral compass.

Red Hood: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid high security facility? That’s not even a challenge.