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Red Robin: Jason, that was a Stop sign!

Red Hood: I’ll stop twice on the way back.

The rogues are getting away, Timmy. We’ll deal with traffic rules later.

When other superheroes finally figure out that it hasn’t been Bruce Wayne under the cowl for a while…

Batman: The truth is, I am rich. But not with money. I got my butt. I got my hair.

And those surely make you a billionaire in our eyes, Dick Grayson. *wink wink*

Nightwing: *tying up a criminal*

Nightwing: Sorry I aggravated you. But just so you know, a lot of people think I’m adorable.

Mornings at the Manor (and Alfred’s on vacation)…

Tim: Jay, the frying pan is on fire!

Jason: Son of Jor-El! Everybody stay calm!

Selina: I love Bruce, but I don’t know about him raising a child.

Dick: He raised me.

Selina: Well, now you’ve put me in an awkward position.

Dick: Damian! When something awful happens, you’re going to be mine!

Bruce: It really is an “if” situation –

Dick: All mine!

Okay, we know you love your little brother like a son, but this is just borderline creepy, Richard.

Nightwing: Hey, Poppa Bear, you okay?

Batman: Not with “Poppa Bear”, I’m not.

Batman [to Catwoman]: Get away from me, temptress!

Batman: And I never thought I’d call you that in a negative way.

Batman: I have eight kids. I’ve been tired since 1940.

When you wake up on a gurney and find out what happened to you just hours before…

Batman: Hn. The pain must’ve been that bad if I accepted Jordan’s help.