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Dick: For bat’s sake, Damian. Change out of those wingtips. You’re a kid, not President Nixon on the beach!

Why Jon’s no longer allowed to hang out at the Manor…

Jason: You don’t make a shiv out of a knife.

Tim: Yeah. You make a shiv out of a rusty spoon or a shard of glass.

Jason: Or a human femur.

Tim: Exactly. Be creative.

Jon: 0_0

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And Damian’s like, “You two idiots did this on purpose!”.

Meeting your brother for the first time be like…

Tim: Hey, I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Tim. *offers to shake hands*

Damian: And I’m disgusted.

Isn’t this how it happened?

Damian: Father tried to fix all of our problems, but instead ruined all of our lives!

Jason: *shakes his head* Nightmare.

Dick: You guys are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?

Things you don’t say to your adoptive father when he’s lecturing you on your “unacceptable behavior”…

Red Hood: What converts this conversation into over?

Batman: Jason, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?

Robin: *shuts the textbook he’s reading*

Robin: *sighs* That I need to do it more often.

As Bruce and Selina prepare to recite their vows to each other…

Dick: *whispering* A little heads up: There’s no way I’m not crying at this wedding.

Tim: Dick, you cried on the way here.

Batman: *looking around the Batcave for any sign of Nightwing*

Alfred: Master Dick’s having his hair blown out.

Batman: That’s a thing? That I pay for?

Karaoke Night at the Manor…

Jason: Uh-uh. *wags his finger* Nobody throws up until I sing.

Dick [to Kaldur]: Have you seen the way Wally looks at Artemis? The same way he used to look at Halloween candy.