Kon: How are you?
Tim: Everyone keeps asking me that. I don’t know how to answer that question!
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Alfred: *staring at the grandfather clock concealing the entrance to the Batcave*
Alfred: 10:47. Why would you want to be reminded of the moment when everything ended, Master Bruce?
Bruce: Because it didn’t.
Dick: Look, I had my moments of being out of control growing up as Robin. There, you know, I said it! I just don’t want my brothers to make the same bad mistakes that I made. If Damian never wakes up half-naked on a rooftop in Metropolis, I’ve done my job.
Bruce: Our job.
Dick: Right. I’ve done our job.
When you’re secretly feeling insecure because your kids seem to prefer being with their Kryptonian uncle over you…
Batman: *all up in Superman’s space* Because I’m a cool dad, Clark.
Batman: That’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: oh my Grodd. WTF: why the face.
In which Bruce forgot that his Comm Link was still on, earning him a collective groan from said kids.
I’d expect this from Bruce out of the suit not in the suit
He’s that petty at this point. Superman might’ve made an innocent comment during patrol and it rubs Bats the wrong way.
When you’re secretly feeling insecure because your kids seem to prefer being with their Kryptonian uncle over you…
Batman: *all up in Superman’s space* Because I’m a cool dad, Clark.
Batman: That’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: oh my Grodd. WTF: why the face.
In which Bruce forgot that his Comm Link was still on, earning him a collective groan from said kids.
When you’re secretly feeling insecure because your kids seem to prefer being with their Kryptonian uncle over you…
Batman: *all up in Superman’s space* Because I’m a cool dad, Clark.
Batman: That’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: oh my Grodd. WTF: why the face.
Robin: My father’s not afraid of anything! He doesn’t wear a seat belt when he drives! He killed a Predator once!
Green Lantern: Oh, yeah? Was the Predator in the passenger seat?
Though, technically, the Predator committed suicide out of humiliation from being defeated by Batman… Also, I’m not sure about comic book Batman, but LEGO Batman sure doesn’t like wearing one.
Don Allen: One time my dad was struck by lightning. That’s why he can drink as much as he wants.
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Literally and literally.
Seeing your adoptive father again after “choosing to follow a different path in life” be like…
Batman: Why so long?
Nightwing: I know! It’s weird! It’s been such a long time since we last talked –
Batman: I meant your hair.
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We asked him the same thing.
When asked what his motto in life was…
Red Hood: Batman likes to say “You can be part of the problem or part of the solution”. But I happen to believe that you can be both.
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