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Batman [to his Robins]: Some of you may die… but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Kidding! Come on, Bruce loves his kids to Apokolips and back.

When your teammate’s got an extra voucher to an eat-all-you-can buffet…

Dick [to Conner]: It’s a good thing you brought me rather than Wally. He’d eat everything here. Literally. I’m not exaggerating.

Nightwing: *sighs*

Nightwing: Just go, Bruce. I don’t want you to be late for whatever it is you’re hiding from me.

When hardly anything fazes you anymore…

Red Hood: You came to tell me something?

Red Robin: We have to dig remains out of an industrial shredder for our investigation.

Red Hood: Oh, good. I thought it was going to be something bad.

Hanging out at your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Dick: *rummaging through his refrigerator for something to serve for lunch*

Dick: I bet this was delicious once.

Jason: Dickie, please don’t eat that.

Hanging out at your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Dick: *rummaging through his refrigerator for something to serve for lunch*

Dick: I bet this was delicious once.

Jason: Dickie, please don’t eat that.

Batman: A wise man is not a slave to his emotions.

Red Hood: No, but even the best of us can get mugged by them.

Jason: Yeaaaaah. Can’t eat pie that fast or you’ll cramp. That is a science.

Tim: Someday I would love to live in a world governed by your rules of physics.

Also, he’s only had three hours of sleep in four days. He can do whatever the heck he wants, Jay.

Nightwing: No one’s getting killed.

Red Hood: That’s what you always say before the shooting starts.

When your best friend has been noticeably more aggressive with criminals during patrol…

Superman: Bruce, I know you’re angry –

Batman: My son is dead. Angry doesn’t begin to cover it.