When Nightwing suggests that it might be a good “brotherly bonding” activity for you to investigate a case together…
Red Robin: *pointing to a partially hidden footprint* You should have seen this, Damian, but you were expending too much effort trying to undermine me.
Robin: I assure you that it takes no effort whatsoever.
Jon: Why are you so horrible?
Damian: I’m not. I’m that first sip of a fine wine that you have not yet learned to appreciate.
Damian, sweetheart, Jon’s 10… and you’re 13. Wine, really? *facepalms*
The Flash: What should I say to Batman?
Green Lantern: Oh, I don’t know. Luckily you two speak the same freakazoid language.
Just reminded me of something Barry said in “The Flash #21” (2017).
Green Lantern: Well, I feel inadequate…
Batman: You work with me, Jordan. I would have thought you’d be used to that by now.
Red Robin: Wow. You’re a stronger kid than I was.
Robin: Making you look bad is one of the things that keeps me going.
Nightwing: *walking in on a 100% stunned, sweaty, and unmoving Red Hood being tightly hugged by Batman in the Batcave*
Nightwing: Is it me or did it just get totally awkward in here?
Said Dick Grayson, seconds before running to them and joining the hugfest.
Damian: Drake. I often find you to be a real pain in my butt.
Tim: *deadpan* Wow. If I weren’t so shocked, I might be offended.
Dick: It’s like looking for a prize at the bottom of a cereal box!
Damian: Apparently, you and I eat different kinds of cereal.
See, your older brother prefers those sugary ones with cartoony characters on the box. Where do you think he gets all that energy and enthusiasm?
Nightwing: You’re brilliant!
Red Hood: Of course I am! Why is everyone always surprised by that?
Red Hood: Too bad it would jeopardize the case, or I’d selfie with a skull.
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