Superman: *grabs a pair of swimming shorts from a duffel bag*
Superman: *starts removing his suit*
Superman: *pauses*
Batman: Hn.
Superman: *sighs*
Superman: We’re only on our third “the world is screwed” issue in, what, three years?
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Yeah, Bruce. Live a little. Also, start packing. You need to teleport back to earth – preferably to the Caribbean – before sundown.
Superman: *grabbing a pair of swimming shorts from a duffel bag*
Superman: *starts removing his suit*
Superman: *pauses*
Batman: Hn.
Superman: *sighs*
Superman: We’re only on our third “the world is screwed” issue in, what, three years?
Yeah, Bruce. Live a little. Also, start packing. You need to teleport back to earth – preferably to the Caribbean – before sundown.
When you find out that one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds in the world has set up headquarters in Gotham City…
Red Robin: What should we do?
Nightwing: Stay away.
Red Hood:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Nightwing: … Or, if we’re stupid, we go there and set up surveillance.
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin: *immediately jump out of their seats and start grabbing their gear*
Me: *yells as they race out of the Batcave in their respective vehicles* Take care, boys! I’ll try to calm your father down when he gets back from the Watchtower!
Red Hood and Arsenal: *walking*
Arsenal: *pauses*
Arsenal: Does that sound like somebody saying “No”, “Wait”, “Stop” to you?
Red Hood: *listens*
Red Hood: Yeah.
Arsenal: *continues walking* Oh, well.
Damian: You seem troubled.
Tim: *takes a sip of coffee and stares out the window*
Damian: Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I usually ignore it. *moves two seats away*
Little D, that’s not how you – Never mind.
When you hang out at your little brother’s team headquarters to freeload but you just can’t catch a break…
Red Hood: *wiping sticky, white fluid off his hair* Oh, are you kidding me? Dick move, pigeon!
Beast Boy: *flying away* Screw you, asswipe!
In which Jason learns that green-colored birds are not always who they seem.
When you ask Batman how to contact Wonder Woman…
Bruce: I’ll text you her number. I like texting. Emoticons.
Dick:
Tim:
Damian:
Jason: What the f –
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
So why do you keep making Jim use the Batsignal?
When you ask Batman how to contact Wonder Woman…
Bruce: I’ll text you her number. I like texting. Emoticons.
Dick:
Tim:
Damian:
Jason: What the f –
So why do you keep making Jim use the Batsignal?
When you’re hacking into the mainframe computer of a supervillain who’s about to broadcast every superhero’s secret identity to the world…
Red Hood: We’ll just kill the Internet. Can we do that?
Red Robin: *does the slowest, most dramatic eye roll in the world*
In which Dean is Jason, and Jason is Dean, if you know what I mean.
I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.
And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.
And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the writers/artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes) enough.
I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.
Sincerely,
A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)
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