Family Patrol Night…
Robin: *takes his vibrating phone out of his pocket*
Robin: *frowns and puts it back* -Tt-
Red Robin:
Nightwing:
Robin: *takes his vibrating phone out of his pocket again*
Robin: Grrrr. *puts it on Silent Mode*
Nightwing: … ?
Red Robin: *gestures to Red Hood* He just learned how to “poke” on Facebook.
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: *seeing bullet holes on a turkey sandwich* … Why?
Jason: Can you be more specific? I kind of get that question a lot, about pretty much anything.
When you reunite with your best friend after the DC writers keep you apart…
Red Hood: No chick flick moments.
Arsenal: You love chick flicks.
Red Hood: Yeah, you’re right. *opens his arms for a hug* Come here.
Robin [to the supervillain holding Nightwing captive]: You have my brother. When I find you, and I will find you, if he is not in one piece, I will take you apart.
Don’t take threats from this four-footer lightly.
Sneaking into your little brother’s room while he’s away on a mission with Superboy be like…
Tim: *examining the different types of blades splayed on Damian’s bed*
Jason: *tiptoeing on the carpet and looking around the room* Maybe let’s not touch anything until we figure out if his stuff wants to kill us or not.
Superman: *watching the Gotham News Network channel on the Batcomputer* Sheesh. Can’t we get the news without the drama?
Batman: *working on a case* Can’t we get you without the flannel?
Wha – He’ll have you know that it happens to be a very practical and comfortable fashion choice on the farm, thank you.
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: If I plan to do anything else stupid, I’ll let you know. Peace out!
Batman: *groans*
Or a study on the association between the number of gray hairs on Bruce Wayne’s head and the frequency at which he sends his sons on missions.
Talia: I am not just your mother, and you are not a child.
Damian: I never was.
In which Little D could use a Dick Grayson hug right about now.
I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.
And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.
And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).
I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.
Sincerely,
A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)
P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!
Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖
*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*
I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.
And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.
And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the writers/artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes) enough.
I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.
Sincerely,
A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)
P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby, too!
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