Red Hood: *getting frisked by Black Mask’s henchmen as he enters the compound*
Red Hood: “Lift up your shirt, pull off your boots.” Under normal circumstances, I’d like where this was heading.
Author: chocoh0lic0201
Wow, so…
I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.
And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.
And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).
I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.
Sincerely,
A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)
P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!
Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖
*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*
Your blog is amazing! It always put a smile on my face. 😘😄😀💓💓
Just when I thought my day was already made from all the love, you come in and prove me wrong. Thank you! *sends a bunch of Dick Grayson-esque hugs back* @zatannagurl
Your blog can always get a chuckle out of me, even on my worst days, thank you! 🖤🖤🖤
Oh, wow. *sends a Damian-grabbing-onto-your-leg-and-refusing-to-let-go-like-you’re-Grayson-or-Titus-or-something kind of hug* Thank you for those kind words. (And I hope you don’t have too many “worst days”!) @themirrorghost
My favourite BatFam quotes blog ❤
I sincerely consider this high praise because there are a lot of awesome “quotes” blogs here. Thank you, dear! *sends an espresso shot to Tim so he’ll have the energy to give you a big hug in my behalf* @rosevered
Honestly the best blog about incorrect quotes and also makes my day soo much better when I’m feeling bad
That’s it. I’m sending Jason over to riddle your wall with bullets… to form a big heart! (I’m sorry if he then starts to quote Shakespeare to impress you or something.) Thank you! @acci-caci
You’re such a funny and amazing person! I love looking at your blog when I’m upset.
*drops down behind you from the ceiling, tackles you to the ground, and grins at you from ear to ear* Oh, sorry! That was Cass. I was gonna hug you, too, but – *lays down on the floor with you and drapes an arm around you* – it looks like she’s got it covered. Thank you! @ishouldprobablyworkoutmore
When your eldest brother gives you sage advice…
Dick: The most worthwhile things in life are often the most difficult to get. For example – *his mobile phone rings, a picture of Barbara flashes on the screen*
Dick: Wow, this really is a smart phone.
Wow, so…
I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.
And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.
And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).
I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.
Sincerely,
A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)
P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!
Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖
*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*
Your blog is amazing! It always put a smile on my face. 😘😄😀💓💓
Just when I thought my day was already made from all the love, you come in and prove me wrong. Thank you! *sends a bunch of Dick Grayson-esque hugs back* @zatannagurl
Your blog can always get a chuckle out of me, even on my worst days, thank you! 🖤🖤🖤
Oh, wow. *sends a Damian-grabbing-onto-your-leg-and-refusing-to-let-go-like-you’re-Grayson-or-Titus-or-something kind of hug* Thank you for those kind words. (And I hope you don’t have too many “worst days”!) @themirrorghost
My favourite BatFam quotes blog ❤
I sincerely consider this high praise because there are a lot of awesome “quotes” blogs here. Thank you, dear! *sends an espresso shot to Tim so he’ll have the energy to give you a big hug in my behalf* @rosevered
Honestly the best blog about incorrect quotes and also makes my day soo much better when I’m feeling bad
That’s it. I’m sending Jason over to riddle your wall with bullets… to form a big heart! (I’m sorry if he then starts to quote Shakespeare to impress you or something.) Thank you! @acci-caci
Wow, so…
I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.
And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.
And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).
I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.
Sincerely,
A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)
P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!
Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖
*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*
Your blog is amazing! It always put a smile on my face. 😘😄😀💓💓
Just when I thought my day was already made from all the love, you come in and prove me wrong. Thank you! *sends a bunch of Dick Grayson-esque hugs back* @zatannagurl
Your blog can always get a chuckle out of me, even on my worst days, thank you! 🖤🖤🖤
Oh, wow. *sends a Damian-grabbing-onto-your-leg-and-refusing-to-let-go-like-you’re-Grayson-or-Titus-or-something kind of hug* Thank you for those kind words. (And I hope you don’t have too many “worst days”!) @themirrorghost
My favourite BatFam quotes blog ❤
I sincerely consider this high praise because there are a lot of awesome “quotes” blogs here. Thank you, dear! *sends an espresso shot to Tim so he’ll have the energy to give you a big hug in my behalf* @rosevered
Wow, so…
I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.
And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.
And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).
I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.
Sincerely,
A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)
P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!
Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖
*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*
Your blog is amazing! It always put a smile on my face. 😘😄😀💓💓
Just when I thought my day was already made from all the love, you come in and prove me wrong. Thank you! *sends a bunch of Dick Grayson-esque hugs back* @zatannagurl
Your blog can always get a chuckle out of me, even on my worst days, thank you! 🖤🖤🖤
Oh, wow. *sends a Damian-grabbing-onto-your-leg-and-refusing-to-let-go-like-you’re-Grayson-or-Titus-or-something kind of hug* Thank you for those kind words. (And I hope you don’t have too many “worst days”!) @themirrorghost
When you visit an old friend and decide to check out one of the city’s “local destinations”…
At the Iceberg Lounge…
Attractive Young Woman: So, you rich or something?
Hal: I’m not Bruce Wayne-rich, but I do okay.
Batman: *grabs Robin from the Joker and carries him over the shoulder* New rule. You steal my son, you get punched. *POW*
Yeah, Ra’s (and all you creeps who keep trying to take Nightwing under your, um… wing).
Wow, so…
I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.
And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.
And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).
I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.
Sincerely,
A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)
P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!
Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖
*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*
Your blog is amazing! It always put a smile on my face. 😘😄😀💓💓
Just when I thought my day was already made from all the love, you come in and prove me wrong. Thank you! *sends a bunch of Dick Grayson-esque hugs back* @zatannagurl
Batman: *grabs Robin from the Joker and carries him over the shoulder* New rule. You steal my son, you get punched. *POW*
incorrect-batfamily-quotes 