Dick: Thanks again for helping me look for Tim.
Jason: No problem. I’ll check the dumpster.
Dick: …
Dick: We’re not looking for “dead” Tim.
Jason: Atta boy. You stay optimistic.
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Dick: Cass is killing me! I’m telling you, I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try. She’s like a ninja, but worse.
Tim: Nothing’s worse than a ninja. They’re masters of every style of combat.
Damian: Can we please talk about something other than Cain?
Barbara: I think you should give Cass a break. You know, it’s really hard being a woman around here. You can walk through walls and nobody notices you.
Jason: Not entirely unlike a… ninja.
Jason: Come on! What’s the worst that could happen?
Tim: We could die.
Yeaaah… Jay’s a little too used to that by now to care, Timmy.
When Damian passes by…
Tim: Well, isn’t that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day
Bart [to Tim]: It’s like you’re ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga.
On a stakeout…
Jason [on the Comm Link, about the target]: She’s on a flip phone, Tim.
Jason: I mean, she’s either poor or a time traveler.
Tim catching up with Conner about what his best (hybrid clone) friend has been learning so far…
Conner: *excitedly* I know Word.
Conner: And I can open a document.
Conner: “Save it”. “Save as”.
Conner: “Print”. “Print preview”!
Alfred: Get a fork, Master Timothy.
Tim: *picks at food with his bare hands* I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms.
Get. Some. Sleep. Timothy.
A sleep-deprived Robin fed up with the rest of the Teen Titans…
Tim: *throws hands up in the air* Youths!
At a therapy session with Black Canary…
Tim: I’m a mess. I can’t sleep. I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.
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