Damian asking for Tim’s help to hack into Lex Corp…
Tim: Before I write the code, you have to spend a whole week doing everything I say.
Damian: So, what, I have to be your slave or something?
Tim: No, you have to be my friend.
Damian: Ugh. That’s so much worse.
Entering Tim’s ridiculously messy room…
Damian: It smells like some vomit took a dump in here.
Jason trying to impress Tim with his
hacking skills…
Jason: Watch the master work it. I’m the Yoda of hacking.
Tim: Well, Yoda wouldn’t actually need to hack. I mean, his powers were more spiritual –
Jason: SHUT UP, YOU NERD!
Tim: I get it. Okay.
At a mission briefing in the Titans Tower…
Tim: So, basically, we’re completely swamped. All hands on deck.
Tara: I don’t even work for this team…
Tim: Don’t care. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.
Bart: *walks in* Tim, do you need help with anything?
Tim: No, we’re good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early.
At a mission briefing in the Titans Tower…
Tim: Yes, we are a team, but I am the team leader. So I made a bold decision: we’re playing it safe.
When asked about his stress levels at being the CEO of Wayne Enterprises…
Tim: I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days.
Tim: So I’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Tim: *bites into something*
Tim: This isn’t a bagel.
Why Conner thinks Tim’s a hipster…
Tim: I only listen to, like, Gothamite death reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.
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Because Tim canonically listens to Depeche Mode and Enya. And his best bud canonically discovered his CDs.
Why Tim needs to sleep…
Tim: Alfred, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot.
Tim: And I broke everything.
During that time Tim was so upset that Dick picked Damian over him to be Robin…
Tim: And you know what else? I quit!
Dick: No, you don’t!
Tim: Well, I’m leaving early today!
Dick: No, you’re not! You’re coming back to the Batcave to do busy work!
Tim: Fine, but I’m getting coffee first!
Dick: *sighs*
Seeing Damian trip and fall flat on his face and break a front tooth…
Tim [to Jason]: *sips coffee* By the by, this moment is so great that I would cheat on that other moment with it, marry it, and raise a family of tiny little moments.
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