Why Tim decided that it was last time he’d ever introduce a hybrid human-Kryptonian friend to his brothers…
Conner: You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
Jason: Oh no, no no no, no…
Damian: *suddenly points behind Conner*
Damian: SUPERBOY, LOOK! AN ALIEN!
Conner: *looks* Where?
Jason and Damian: *keel over laughing*
Patrolling with your best bud be like…
Superboy: Hey, Tim! You’re flying!
Red Robin: This isn’t flying, this is falling with style!
When you’re an expert in the “blame game”…
Tim: Dick, we were wrong to leave Damian… I – I was wrong…
Jason: Tim’s right, Dick. He was wrong.
How they realized that they prefer to go on patrol alone…
Nightwing: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Red Hood: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Red Robin: Should we be hysterical?
Robin: No!
Red Hood: Yes.
Nightwing: Maybe! But not right now!
Trolling your brother, who’s so sleep-deprived he’s almost sure he’s in the Matrix…
Tim: Look, I just need to get out of here…
Jason: *gasps* There is no way out!
Tim: *stares back in horror*
Jason: Just kidding. Door’s right over there.
To each his own…
Red Robin: *enters pass code*
Computer: ACCESS DENIED
Red Hood: Let me try mine.
Red Hood: *raises grenade launcher*
Because Damian still has a lot to learn about being human…
Tim: *starts crying*
Damian: What’s wrong with your eyes?
Petty is as petty does…
Tim: *checks Jason’s pulse*
Tim: You’re living.
Jason: Only for revenge.
When you’re trying to get your family to cut you some slack, but your brother ain’t buying your bullsh*t…
Jason: They treat me like a criminal. I’ll end up a criminal.
Tim: You are a criminal.
Jason: Why you gotta go and do that? I’m trying to make a point.
Imagine: Every Robin, whenever Batman says “Get in the Batmobile”.
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