When asked what his younger brother was like…
Tim: *shrugs*
Tim: He won’t listen to anybody. He’s been very crazy all summer. Since June he’s been trying to kill me.
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Listening to their youngest brother berate them be like…
Tim [to Jason]: Did he actually call himself “the talent”?
Tim [about Damian] He never listens!
Dick: Well, it runs in the family.
Tim: And when he does, it’s always with this… disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the vegetables in his sandwich.
When you’d rather not deal with Batfamily…
Gotham City villain: *hears police sirens outside* I never thought I’d love to hear that sound.
Robin [on the Comm Link]: This is Robin. No, the other one.
Teaming up with your brother be like…
Red Hood: Now, you can break the code?
Red Robin: You didn’t bring me along for my charming personality.
When you find out your son’s Robin…
Jack: *shouting over gunshots and explosions* Those people are trying to kill us!
Tim: I know, Dad!
Jack: This is a new experience for me…
Tim: It happens to me all the time.
On the run…
Red Hood [to Robin, about Titus]: I don’t want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Red Robin: Your seats? Jason, this is a stolen car, man.
When the Batboys meet the black-haired, blue-eyed child for the first time…
Billy: I am Shazam. I come in peace.
Tim: *shakes Billy’s hand* Oh, I’m so glad you’re not a Robin!
Tim [to Alfred]: What if Bruce gets another Robin? A mean one? I just don’t think I can take that kind of rejection!
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Hoo boy, Timmy. You have nooo idea.
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