When Lex Luthor visits Wayne Enterprises and offers him a shady deal…
Tim Wayne, CEO: Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.
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Wayne Charity Foundation galas be like…
Tim: Damian, please pretend you’re a human.
Trying to get the hang of sweet-talking be like…
Tim: B-baby, all your f-facial parts are in the right p-places.
When you cross paths with your big brother at his day job…
Officer Grayson [to witness]: I was gonna ask you the same question…
Red Robin: *whispering* Dick, this woman witnessed a crime…
Officer Grayson: Yeah, a crime in progress. She’s stealing my heart, but I ain’t pressing charges. *winks*
Red Robin: *facepalms*
Hanging out at the beach be like…
Conner [to Tim]: You don’t have enough game for half of ONE of those ladies.
On what frustrates him about Jason…
Tim: He died in the 80s. He still uses his phone as a phone!
When you’re desperate to win a young Detective over to your side…
Red Robin: You’ve got to let me out!
Ra’s al Ghul: No, not until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.
Tim: I am not well-adjusted. More often than not, I am barely keeping it together. I am constantly texting… and there is no one at the other end.
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So, when you see Timmy, give him a hug, okay?
Weighing in on his big brother’s relationship woes…
Tim [to Dick]: I don’t really know how girlfriends work, but I don’t think you have one any more.
Hearing Jason and Tim sniggering behind his back…
Damian: If I go over there, there are gonna be four sounds: me hitting you both… twice.
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