Tim: Jason, you look tired and you’re all sweaty.
Jason: You look tired and you’re all sweaty all the time. What’s your excuse? You wanna go there, Timmy?
Tim:
Tim: No.
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Introducing Red Hood to your friends/teammates be like…
Red Robin: You guys know Jason really well, so I don’t have to apologize for his behavior, right?
Tim: Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jason?
Because sometimes Tim’s just too darn tired to give a darn…
Tim: Thanks for the coffee.
Dick: …
Dick: That’s also for Bruce.
Tim: I really need it, though. But next time more sugar, OK? Thanks, bye!
Tim: Damian, you’re going to jail for a very long time.
Dick: He’s not going to go to jail, you know. He’s a minor.
Tim: Well, we’ll let the jury decide.
Dick: There’s not gonna be a jury. It’s a –
Tim: Then the judge will decide where he goes.
Dick: Look, he’s going to do probation. He’s a minor.
Tim: Dick, just let me have this?
Dick: You’ll never guess what I found on Damian’s Facebook!
Tim: A friend? Buuurn.
When asked what she thinks of the Batboys (and who steals her food from the fridge)…
Steph: Tim will always be driven, Dick will always be giving, Bruce will never apologize, Damian’s sort of a wildcard from my perspective, and Jason will forever remain a conniving son of a b***h.
Jason: *after getting slapped by Steph* What did I do to deserve that?! Keep me out of your stupid stories.
Tim: I didn’t say it was you. I said it was a crazy, gun-toting, formerly redheaded zombie.
When your dad’s extremely protective of your sister…
Batman [to Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin, about Black Bat]: Guard her with your life. That’s not hyperbole!
Getting your younger brother out of a scuffle be like…
Red Hood: Hey, little man, get on the bike!
Red Robin: That your audition for “To Catch a Predator”?
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