When your brother tells you that, he’s sorry, but he can’t go on patrol with you tonight…
Red Robin [to Red Hood, on the Comm Link]: You’ve been kicked, bit, scratched, stabbed, possessed, killed. And you sprain your freakin’ elbow?
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After finding out that your brother crashed the Batmobile…
Tim [to Jason]: It’s “just a car”? Wow, you really have gone dark.
When you come face to face with the tyrannical ruler of Apokolips…
Red Robin: Nice work back there. “Look at me, Bitch!”?
Red Hood: Well, hey, you got another snappy one-liner? I’m all ears.
In my mind, Dick, Jason, and Tim try to give Damian a second chance at childhood even though they didn’t necessarily have great ones themselves.
Reading him bedtime stories. Attending his tea parties with his pets. Teaching him the basics of sports. Even the occasional noogies and wedgies.
They’re trying to pay forward some of the things that Bruce has done for them while they were growing up because Bruce isn’t a perfect father and still struggles to be one for Damian, too.
Red Hood [to Darkseid]: Hey, freak! We need to talk.
Red Robin: *hissing* Jason, even for you, this is a whole new mountain of stupid.
Meeting Tim’s friends/teammates for the first time…
Damian: I’m Robin, Red Robin’s brother.
Cassie: He didn’t tell us he had a younger brother.
Damian: Well, Drake isn’t one to brag.
Tim [to Damian]: We both know the closest you’ll ever get to humanity is if you rip it open and feed on it!
Why Tim started bringing his snacks with him during bathroom breaks…
Tim: *pauses movie* Stay away from my fries!
Jason: I take that as an offer.
Dropping your little brother off on his first day at Gotham Academy be like…
Maps [about Damian]: That’s your brother standing on top of that gargoyle? He’s so cool!
Tim: Yeah. He thinks so.
When your little brother’s just a little too attached to his pets…
Damian: *enters the Batcave carrying Alfred the Cat and pulling Batcow by a leash*
Damian: Can you take a cat and a cow to the theater?
Jason: Uhhh, no?
Tim: Of course not.
Damian: Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.
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