Tag: tim drake

Why you don’t hide Damian’s things…

Damian: *wearing his Robin uniform in the kitchen*

Dick: *chokes on his cereal*

Jason: *pinches his nose to stifle his laughter*

Tim: What the f…

Damian: Perhaps I’m not making myself clear here. This is a threat.

While Nightwing recuperates from a nasty encounter with Red Hood…

Tim [to Dick]: Remind me to beat some sense into our brother once you’re healthy.

Damian [to Tim]: Remind me to remind you to get in line.

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They’re pretty protective of their eldest.

Mornings at the Manor…

Dick: *sulking*

Bruce: *reading the business section of the Gotham Gazette*

Alfred: *taking Tim’s groggy face out of a cup of coffee he was trying to drink*

Jason: *cooking waffles while whistling an 80’s tune*

Damian: *doing one-finger push-ups with Alfred the Cat on his back*

Dick: I know I’m the only one in this house who actually drinks milk, but would it kill any of you to make sure it’s actually on the grocery list?

Red Robin: *watches on the Batcomputer as a fight breaks out between Nightwing, Red Hood, and Robin, and Black Mask’s men after a negotiation gone awry*

Red Robin: *sighs*

Red Robin: *puts on his cowl and revs his motorcycle*

Red Robin: If I had a dollar for every mess this family’s gotten me into…

You’d be the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, Timmy! Oh, wait.

When the next Crisis pits you against Darkseid’s family…

Red Hood [to Red Robin]: *whispering* Next time you hear me say our family is messed up, remind me that we could be tyrannical Apokoliptian creeps.

And that’s putting it nicely, Jay.

Batman: *enters the Batcave, half-naked in a singed and tattered Batsuit*

Batman: *heads directly to the Batcomputer, limping, dripping blood on the ground*

Nightwing:

Red Robin:

Robin:

Alfred:

Red Hood: Did you get in a tickle fight with Edward Scissorhands?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin: *squabbling after a mission gone awry*

Red Hood: What’s done is done! *slams fist on the table*

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

Red Hood: All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together.

Red Hood: So, shut up and drink your beer.

Cue Nightwing bringing out two juice boxes.