When your super best friend visits you at the Manor…
Tim [to Kon]: I’d give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.
Well, have you seen your room, Timmy? Kind of hard to tell the clean clothes from the dirty ones…
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Visiting your eldest brother in Blüdhaven be like…
Red Hood: Officer, can I read you your rights?
Officer Grayson: …
Red Robin: *wraps his arms around Dick from behind, effectively restraining him*
Robin: *jumps into Dick’s arms, entrapping the man further*
Red Hood: *grins* You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain missed.
Visiting your eldest brother in Blüdhaven be like…
Red Hood: Officer, can I read you your rights?
Officer Grayson: …
Red Robin: *wraps his arms around Dick from behind, effectively restraining him*
Robin: *jumps into Dick’s arms, entrapping the man further*
Red Hood: *grins* You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain missed.
When your brother claims to no longer have any ill feelings towards you…
Tim: Jason, you stole my toothpaste while I was using it. That’s vindictive.
Dick: Tim, I have to ask you a favor. It’s about my clothes…
Jason: *from his bedroom across the hall* Burn them! Burn them all!
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: *scouring cabinets for the last box of Lucky Charms*
Jason: *sipping tea*
Tim: *working on his laptop, half a waffle hanging from his mouth*
Damian: *enters the kitchen looking solemn*
Damian: Drake. I need you to teach me how to be… a douchebag.
Dick and Jason:
Tim:
Tim: Let’s get started.
Tim and Damian: *walk out of the kitchen*
Jason: What is happening in the world?
When asked what it was like being a teenaged vigilante…
Red Robin: Is there a word that means both complete self-satisfaction and complete self-loathing?
Mornings at the Manor…
Jason: Lotus Bear Relax! I can smell it on you right now!
Tim: Stop smelling my hair!
Jason: You know how much that stuff cost?
Tim: I didn’t use your conditioner!
Jason: Then why does your hair look so baby soft?!
Rolling (rapping + trolling)…
Jason: *beatboxing*
Damian: Ain’t no party like a Tim Drake party ‘cause a Tim Drake party don’t start. *drops mic*
Visiting Red Robin’s, um, less-than-pristine Nest be like…
Jason: *stepping over mounds of dirty clothes and cowls, crushed coffee cups, Cheetos, and who knows what else*
Tim: *typing away on his laptop with saggy eyelids, half a cookie sticking out of his mouth*
Jason: Seeing you in your natural habitat is so disturbing.
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