Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: *staring at his cereal bowl*
Dick: Timmy! There’s a message in my Alphabits! It says, “Oooooo”!
Tim: Dick, those are Cheerios.
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Go back to sleep, Dick. You clearly need more of it.
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Timothy Jackson Drake, a saga…
Batman: Robin. Are you sleeping while on patrol?
Robin: Uh, uh… No! There’s, uh… a… bug in my eye and I’m trying to suffocate it.
“Robin War” be like…
Nightwing and Red Hood: *arguing on a rooftop*
Red Robin and Robin: …
Robin: Are they really having a pun-off?
Red Robin: You bet.
Anyone to any Robin: Are you actively trying to die?!
They got it from their father.
Because surveilling is caring…
Jason [to Tim]: Did you really put Tam under surveillance before you asked her out? Timbo, I underestimated you.
Coaching your brother on how to be a “more effective vigilante”…
Damian: No, Drake. Menacing. You look like a person whose kid just struck out.
Watching “Dawn of the Dead” at the Manor…
Tim: See how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
Jason: Yeah?
Tim: You’re what’s outside of the mall.
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And Jason’s like, “Well, he’s not wrong…”
Watching “Dawn of the Dead” at the Manor…
Tim: See how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
Damian: Yeah?
Tim: You’re what’s outside of the mall.
And that’s why Red Robin went on patrol that night with scratches on his face.
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: I don’t have post-traumatic stress! I have post-traumatic ennui! Post-traumatic defeatism! Post-traumatic “What’s the point?”!
Jason was just asking if you wanted more sugar for your coffee, sweetie…
Timothy Drake being “positive”: Actually, I wrote a list of 100 reasons why I suck, but I stopped at 97.
Good for you, Timmy.
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