Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: Hey, Timmy. Wanna do yoga with me?
Tim: *yawwwwns*
Tim: Um, let me just have some coffee first, and then I’ll have the strength to tell you how much I won’t be doing that.
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Tam: If I saw you out with another woman, I’d be pretty upset.
Tim: Thank you.
Tim: Not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen.
When you’ve got some serious “street cred” to protect…
Jason: What?! I am not a crybaby.
Tim: “Toy Story 3”?
Jason: They were holding hands in a furnace, Tim!
Contemplating what to add to the family’s home entertainment system be like…
Tim: Quick poll: PS4 or Xbox One? Dick.
Dick: Uh, Xbox One.
Tim: Steph.
Steph: Huh?
Tim: Jason.
Jason: PS4.
Tim: Babs.
Barbara: Both great.
Tim: Bruce.
Bruce: I like the Wii.
Tim: Thanks, Grandpa.
True facts about your eldest brother be like…
Jason [about Dick]: He has a very sensitive butt.
Tim and Damian:
Jason: Well, it’s true. I once saw him sit on a bunch of loose change and add it all up.
Tim: *sobbing on the couch*
Damian: *pushes Tim, forcing him to scoot over, and grabs the remote*
Tim: I’m sorry, is the fact that my life’s falling apart interfering with your TV show?
Damian: *tunes in to Animal Planet*
Damian: *munching on popcorn* It is.
When you start noticing that your little brother’s been asking for way too many “favors” lately…
Tim: Well, I’m not just some trained monkey dancing for coins!
Damian: Of course not. People love trained monkeys, Drake.
When your youngest brother’s still in the middle of ranting and/or threatening your lives but you just can’t help yourself…
Jason: *snickers*
Dick: *glares*
Tim: *glares*
Damian: *GLARES*
Jason: What? He’s so tiny. It’s funny when he’s mad.
Batman [to Robin]: Sorry, I replaced you with a newer model.
Bruce, *gasp*!
Superboy: So, why do you put up with Damian?
Red Robin: Because we’re brothers.
Superboy: Why?
Red Robin: Wow. You ask really hard questions.
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