When your older brother crashes at your Nest after patrol…
Tim: *typing up a report on a case at 3 AM*
Dick: *comes out of the bedroom* I can’t sleep.
Tim: *sighs* What do you want me to about it?
Dick: *yawns* Sometimes it helps if you tickle my back and tell me I’m pretty.
Discovering a hidden room in Wayne Manor be like…
Tim: What if Bruce has hidden cameras in here?
Jason: Trust me, if he had hidden cameras, I’d have been disowned a long time ago.
When your younger brother becomes the CEO of Batman, Inc…
Tim: Jason… Look… I’m hoping…
Jason: I would rather eat that piece of chewed up gum on the floor.
Tim: I haven’t even asked you to do anything –
Jason: You bossing me around is a crime against nature.
Tim: Jay, you’re being ridiculous…
Jason: *hisses*
Jason: *coming out of a Starbucks* You know I almost punched a guy in there because he grabbed my coffee by mistake?
Tim: That sounds like a worthy fight to me!
Mornings at the Manor…
3:30 AM…
Jason: *yawns*
Jason: *turns on kitchen light*
Jason: *heads to the refrigerator to get some milk*
Jason: You’re up early.
Tim: *hanging upside down from the ceiling*
Tim: *staring blankly ahead*
Tim: That would be assuming that I went to sleep.
Wayne Enterprises CEOs be like…
Bruce: Should we buy this country club then?
Tim: I love the fact that I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.
Tim: What are you doing tomorrow?
Tam: Um, it’s my first day off. Nothing. I’m sleeping.
Tim: Do it with me.
Tim: The – the nothing part! Obviously not – not the sleeping part.
Smooth, Timothy.
Mornings at the Manor…
Jason: Hey, there you are. Want some eggs?
Tim: No, I don’t.
Jason: Good, ‘cause I only made enough for me.
Superboy [about Red Hood]: So, you and your brother seem pretty different.
Red Robin: On a good day, very different.
Jason [about Steph]: Look, if you like her, then ask her out.
Tim: Did she tell you to tell me that?
Jason: Yes, by the giant coin, before the family meeting.
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