Dick [about Bruce]: “Clingy”? He called me “clingy”?
Tim: *nods*
Dick: Damn.
Dick: I’ve got to call him to make sure everything’s okay.
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How to rescue the damsel who goes halfway across the world to find you…
Red Robin [to Tam]: *hops onto his motorcycle, offers a hand*
Red Robin: Come with me if you want to live.
Or, you know, get into worse, life-threatening situations.
How to rescue the damsel who goes halfway across the world to find you…
Red Robin [to Tam]: *hops onto his motorcycle, offers a hand*
Red Robin: Come with me if you want to live.
Or, you know, get into worse, life-threatening situations.
Touring your best friend around your hometown be like…
Conner: This is Gotham City? I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Tim: Consider yourself lucky.
When you capture a perpetrator then realize that it’s your brother…
Red Hood: Hey, Timbo! You’re stopping a felony and I’m committing one. Remember when we used to have Movie Night?
Red Robin: *groans*
When your brothers want to take you on a camping trip but you’d much rather stay in Gotham City to work on a case…
Dick: *deciding on which bug sprays and skin care products to bring*
Jason: *loading tents, duffel bags, and sleeping bags into the SUV*
Damian: *asking Alfred to pack some pet food just in case they encounter some animals*
Duke: *taking pre-trip photos and videos*
Tim [on Duke’s Snaptchat]: *pale from sleep deprivation and possibly dehydrated from too much caffeine* I don’t understand why you guys can’t go without me and just Photoshop me in.
Like Batman, like middle child.
Things Batman has no time for…
Tim: Bruce, he threw the remote at my head last night!
Damian: “Threw” is strong. I tossed it.
Bruce: *pauses from typing on the Batcomputer*
Bruce: *buries his face in his hands and groans*
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *typing away on his laptop, working on a case*
Jason: *enters the kitchen, sweaty from his morning jog*
Tim: You got a delivery while you were out. I signed for it, so I hope it’s nothing illegal.
Nightwing: *admiring his own reflection on the window* An old lady in a limo once told me that I could be a model.
Red Robin: *hacking into the mainframe* I know, Dick. I stopped you from getting into that limo.
Damian: *walks away after insulting Jason*
Jason: He’s a mean kid.
Tim: So, what? You’re mean, too.
Jason: Yes, but not to you!
Tim: Yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.
Jason: That was… constructive criticism.
Tim: Well, what am I supposed to do about it, Jay?!
Jason: As a brother, my job is only to point things out.
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