Barbara: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Tim: Starbucks.
Damian: Covered in kittens!
Dick: Model. No, a movie star. No, wait. Yeah. Model.
Jason: Prison.
The Robins’ vigilante retirement plans?
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Tim: I miss Kon.
Steph: Well, you still have me.
Tim: It’s not the same, Steph! I can talk to Kon about things that I can’t talk about with you.
Steph: Oh, like what?
Tim: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.
Jason [about Tim and Damian]: So, my brothers are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose a side. But I can’t, because they’re both idiots.
Tim: Listen, I know that you think that the only reason we’re brothers is because of Bruce, but that –
Damian: That is not true! I don’t think we’re brothers.
Bruce, Dick, Tim and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*
Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*
Damian: *choking Jason*
Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.
Bruce, Dick, Tim, and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*
Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*
Damian: *choking Jason*
Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.
Red Hood [to Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin]: Is it just me, or is our dad a freakin’ weirdo?
The Bat-apples don’t fall too far from the Bat-tree, Jay.
Dick, Jason, and Tim:
Damian:
Dick: Hey, Da –
Damian: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat.
Mornings at the Manor…
Alfred: *coming out of Tim’s bedroom carrying a big, black plastic bag*
Tim: *yawns* It’s not garbage, Alf. It’s my clothes.
And, Dick’s like, “Hey! Alfred does that to me, too!”.
Who said it better?
Bruce or Tim?
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