Red Robin: *reading a case file on the Batcomputer* This crew’s terrorizing their way across the country.
Red Hood: Yeah? Well, Gotham’s their last stop.
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Jason: *takes a sip from Tim’s mug*
Jason [to Tim]: This coffee is intense! Did you hit it with a flamethrower?
He can’t tell anymore, Jay. All that coffee has probably burned off the nerve endings in his mouth.
Tim: *walking into the Wayne Enterprises building*
Jason: Vest. Really?
Tim: Says the guy with the red helmet.
Jason: Safety first.
A CEO must dress to impress, Jay.
Red Robin: *examining a trail of footprints*
Superboy: What does your gut tell you?
Red Robin: My gut tells me I need an antacid.
All that coffee, Timmy. All that coffee.
Red Robin: Ra’s isn’t your usual scumbag.
Red Hood: And we’re not your usual vigilantes.
Red Hood [to Red Robin and Robin]: The two of you agreeing with each other? Now, that’s scary.
Just two young vigilantes sitting on a rooftop…
Robin: Drake.
Robin: Do you ever feel like you made the wrong career choice?
Red Robin: Yeah. The day I met you.
After hours of searching the Manor…
Alfred: *throws hands up in exasperation* Well, the boys are off. I wonder where they went.
Bruce: Out of town.
Alfred: How do you know, Master Bruce?
Bruce: I told them not to.
Tim: *feeling ‘er up* Ever since yesterday, I can’t stop thinking about you. I mean, I’ve known you practically the whole summer. I want you. I want you so bad.
Steph: Tim, it’s a car.
Jason: *pulls Steph aside* Let’s just leave these two kids alone.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Yup. Newly customized Redbird from Foxteca just arrived at the Manor.
Tim: *feeling up* Ever since yesterday, I can’t stop thinking about you. I mean, I’ve known you practically the whole summer. I want you. I want you so bad.
Steph: Tim, it’s a car.
Jason: *pulls Steph aside* Let’s just leave these two kids alone.
Yup. Newly customized Redbird from Foxteca just arrived at the Manor.
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