Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *drinking his twelfth cup of coffee* If Jerry the Turkey didn’t belong in the oven, then why did he fit?
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In which Dick and Jason race to save their little brother’s beloved pet (lest the War of the Century begin in the Wayne household).
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Duke: *shrugs* I guess I like hanging around you guys. Don’t know why.
Dick: Thank you –
Jason: I’m not sure that was a compliment.
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: *on his motorcycle, tailing them* Did you two just push Tim out of the moving Batmobile and yell, “You’re out of the team”?!
Red Hood: Now, in hindsight, that does seem kind of rash.
Robin: *pulling into a Batburger drive-through* It was kind of a snap decision.
Family Patrol Night…
Red Robin: *setting up surveillance equipment*
Red Hood: *tapping his foot impatiently*
Red Robin: *hacking into a supervillain’s mainframe computer*
Red Hood: *squirming*
Red Robin: *sighs and shakes his head*
Red Hood: I need to pee.
Red Robin: Don’t you think it’s weird that you’ve already gone seven times today?
Red Hood: I think it’s weird that you’re counting.
Red Hood: *disarms Ra’s* Drop it, dickhead.
Ra’s: You won’t kill me.
Red Hood: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Ra’s: Because you’re a Robin. There are rules for Robins.
Red Hood: Yeah. That’s what Batman keeps telling me.
Roy: You lied to me!
Jason: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?
Roy: I am your best friend!
Jason: Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.
Shopping for your best friend’s birthday be like…
Roy [to Dick]: About Jason, is he more of a .44 Magnum or a cologne guy?
Roy [to Jason]: For a dead guy, you look awfully healthy.
When you’re sick and tired of Batman’s kids causing property damage in the city…
Commissioner Gordon [to Red Hood]: You’re under arrest for being a complete idiot.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason [to Tim]: You seem troubled.
Jason: Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I usually ignore it.
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