And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason [to Tim]: You seem troubled.
Jason: Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I usually ignore it.
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Because Alfred knows best…
Alfred [to Bruce]: It seems like you and Master Jason are talking, but no one’s listening to each other.
Dick [to Jason]: Bruce had issues, but he was always there for us.
When your big brother makes fun of you and you want to return the favor…
Tim [to Jason]: I don’t see half the nerdy stuff that you do, it doesn’t mean that you don’t do nerdy stuff.
Red Hood and the Outlaws: Rebirth #10 be like…
Robin [to Red Hood]: Your problem is that nobody hates you more than you do.
If you’re a criminal in Gotham City, this is your cue to run…
Red Hood: *wipes blood off his mouth* You’re good… but I’m Red Hood.
When you’ve got a shrink in your rogues gallery…
Harley: You Robins and your talk. Blah blah blah repressed feelings. Blah blah blah passive aggression.
The moment Ra’s realized that it was more prudent to just release Red Robin…
Red Hood: Where’s Tim?
Ra’s: Don’t worry about the young Detective.
Red Hood: Oh, I’m sorry, have you met me?
Red Hood [to Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin]: What’s done is done. All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together. So shut up, and drink your beer.
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Um, Jay? This is bar, you’re in your “work clothes”, and two of you are minors.
Criminal: What kind of FBI agents are you?!
Red Hood: The fake kind.
Arsenal: *finger guns*
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