Tim: You’re okay?
Jason: Once my heart starts beating again, yeah.
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We get it, Jay. You died once. Also, you just tripped on a rock.
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Investigating a crime scene…
Red Robin: It’s probably a dumbwaiter. All these old houses had them.
Red Hood: Know-it-all.
Red Robin: What?
Red Hood: What?
Red Robin: You said…
Red Hood: What?
Red Robin: Never mind.
Going on patrol with your brother be like…
Nightwing: It frustrates me when you say such reckless things!
Red Hood: Well, it frustrates me when you’d rather hide than fight!
When time-travelling colleagues bring you along for the ride…
Jason: Oh, come on, you don’t trust yourself?
Future Jason: No. Absolutely not.
Jason: Jerk.
When you awkwardly bump into your ex-partner during world-saving missions with other teams…
Arsenal: Jason? What the heck are you doing here?
Red Hood: Planting daisies. What’s it look like? Came in on the case.
Arsenal: And you beat me here?
Red Hood: Well, brains trump legs, apparently.
Because Bruce “dies” a lot…
Barbara [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: You boys have serious abandonment issues, don’t you?
When cracking jokes at inappropriate times is in your system…
Jason: Too soon?
Tim: Yeah, Jason, I’m pretty sure six seconds is too soon.
Jason: You going to sleep?
Tim: Damn straight. Screw consciousness, I say.
–
That’s the sleep deprivation talking, Timmy. You go stick it to… consciousness.
When you’ve already gone undercover as a female for a mission once and your big brother wants to milk it…
Red Hood: You’re gonna flirt your way past.
Red Robin: I can’t. He’s not my type.
Red Hood: You’re gonna have to play through that.
Red Robin: As in, he’s not a girl.
Red Hood: Oh. Oh! Pretend he has boobs.
Jason [to Tim]: Your password is “winning” with two “1’s”? Fail.
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