Batfamily therapy sessions be like…
Jason: I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 minutes.
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Because Jason’s more like Bruce than he cares to admit…
Roy: Come on, Jaybird, we’ve been friends for 10 years!
Jason: We’re work proximity associates.
Playing a prank on your sleep-deprived, way-too-tired-to-care brother be like…
Tim: You mean I’ve had a toy on my desk all this time?
Jason: You mean you thought you had a real landmine on your desk?
When you’re into 19th century classics, then get resurrected and come across this century’s utopian teen novels..
Jason: That book was so boring I almost cried a little.
Roy: Aww, Jaybird, I’m sorry you had to read that. You’re safe now.
Wanting Damian to have a second chance at a childhood he didn’t have…
Jason: Have you ever seen “Monster’s, Inc.”?
Damian: No.
Jason: Damn it, Little D! Engage in the culture for once.
Nightwing: You’re like a crazy volcano! You’ll have to bring it down a notch.
Red Hood: I’ll bring it down a dozen notches if I have to!
Jason [to Roy]: You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.
Jay, remember that canon panel where you said that Roy mattered to you, but you only said that he didn’t to hurt him? Oh, nothing. Just putting it out there.
Trying to avoid the ensuing awkardness (with more!)…
Jason:
Bruce:
Jason: *blinks*
Jason: I formally retract my hug.
Dealing with emotions, Batfamily style…
Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian [to Bruce]: This will be blown way out of proportion! You have my word on that!
Jason: I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I’m lying.
You mean like sarcastically saying, “I love you, Bruce”?
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