Working with your paranoid, over-the-top vigilante-detective-adoptive father on a case be like…
Batman: I sent you a text with my location every two hours.
Red Hood: I was busy.
Batman: Hn. I left some urine in your safe house.
Red Hood: Tell me it’s in a cup.
Batman [to Scarecrow, about Arkham Knight]: You loaded him like a weapon and pointed him at me!
One of the few reasons Jason still comes by Wayne Manor…
Alfred: From where I’m standing, Master Jason, you’re worth loving.
Red Hood [to Joker]: You owe me twenty years. I’m going to collect!
Red Hood [to thief]: Now get the heck out of here.
Arsenal: And do it quick, before I have to call security to tell them I’m beating the shit out of you.
Having Big Belly Burger atop the Batmobile with your adoptive father be like…
Red Hood: Bruce, when am I going to learn not to defy you?
Batman: You’re never going to learn, but as long as I know that, we’ll be okay.
Did Bruce ever truly care about him?
Batman [to Red Hood]: I tried to tell you, but you couldn’t hear me through all of your rage.
Trying to get your workaholic teenage brother to go out in the sun…
Tim [to Dick]: Unless you have Photoshopped my head onto a dragon, do not interrupt me.
Red Hood: I do not respond to threats, I make them.
When you overhear your dad and older brother arguing…
Bruce [to Dick]: I am not being vindictive.
Jason: … Am I in the right Batcave?
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