Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin: *squabbling after a mission gone awry*
Red Hood: What’s done is done! *slams fist on the table*
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:
Red Hood: All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together.
Red Hood: So, shut up and drink your beer.
Cue Nightwing bringing out two juice boxes.
We all have that one brother…
Nightwing: *redialling Red Hood’s number for the sixteenth time in a row* Why isn’t he picking up?
Red Robin: Because he’s a jerk. Not breaking news.
Telling your best friend about your time as Robin be like…
Roy: Killer clown? Are you serious?
Jason: No, I’m kidding, because clowns are really funny to me.
Why so serious, Jason?
Telling your best friend about your time as Robin be like…
Roy: Killer clown? Are you serious?
Jason: No, I’m kidding, because clowns are really funny to me.
Why so serious, Jason?
Dick [to the Batfamily]: We know Bruce Wayne isn’t going to win any “No. 1 Dad” awards, but damn if he wasn’t there when we needed him.
Jason: …
He tried, Jay. (But the fans did vote.)
When your brother tells you that, he’s sorry, but he can’t go on patrol with you tonight…
Red Robin [to Red Hood, on the Comm Link]: You’ve been kicked, bit, scratched, stabbed, possessed, killed. And you sprain your freakin’ elbow?
After finding out that your brother crashed the Batmobile…
Tim [to Jason]: It’s “just a car”? Wow, you really have gone dark.
Batman: *narrows eyes*
Green Arrow: *crosses arms*
Red Hood and Arsenal: …
Batman: No one bends the rules like you two bend the rules.
Batman and Green Arrow: *grin*
When you come face to face with the tyrannical ruler of Apokolips…
Red Robin: Nice work back there. “Look at me, Bitch!”?
Red Hood: Well, hey, you got another snappy one-liner? I’m all ears.
Arsenal: So, you’re saying we’re both a couple of dumbasses?
Red Hood: I prefer the term “trusting”. Less dumb, less ass.
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