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Mornings at the Manor…

Dick: *sulking*

Bruce: *reading the business section of the Gotham Gazette*

Alfred: *taking Tim’s groggy face out of a cup of coffee he was trying to drink*

Jason: *cooking waffles while whistling an 80’s tune*

Damian: *doing one-finger push-ups with Alfred the Cat on his back*

Dick: I know I’m the only one in this house who actually drinks milk, but would it kill any of you to make sure it’s actually on the grocery list?

Red Robin: *watches on the Batcomputer as a fight breaks out between Nightwing, Red Hood, and Robin, and Black Mask’s men after a negotiation gone awry*

Red Robin: *sighs*

Red Robin: *puts on his cowl and revs his motorcycle*

Red Robin: If I had a dollar for every mess this family’s gotten me into…

You’d be the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, Timmy! Oh, wait.

When your little brother first moves into Wayne Manor…

Jason: Who the heck are you?

Damian: You must be the help. My bags are in the Batmobile. Get them, will you?

Jason: So, Roy, nice guy, don’t you think?

Donna: No. He’s charming, sexy, confident, incredibly hot, but let’s be honest. He’s a bad boy, right? Like you. And right now, I only need good in my life. Not someone who’s…

Jason: Tragically wounded and damaged by demons he can’t escape.

Cue heavy rainfall and dramatic lighting…

Red Hood: You are beyond pathetic, Dick!

Nightwing: Who’s more pathetic? The one who sees hope to make our family whole? Or the coward who can only see the world through his own fear?

Superman: *looks around at all the mementos in the Batcave*

Superman: *grins* You are a sentimental fool.

Batman: *looks at the glass casing through his peripheral vision*

Batman: Perhaps. But I’ve lasted this long in spite of it, haven’t I?

When the next Crisis pits you against Darkseid’s family…

Red Hood [to Red Robin]: *whispering* Next time you hear me say our family is messed up, remind me that we could be tyrannical Apokoliptian creeps.

And that’s putting it nicely, Jay.