When your older brother loves trying new, um, looks…
Tim: Does Dick remind you of someone?
Jason: He looks like an example photo at the barber shop.
Tag: jason todd
“How to Comfort Your Brother” by Jason Peter Todd…
Jason [to Tim]: I’m not saying you’re a mess… but I’m not saying you’re not.
When you’re preparing for a hot date and your brother comes by to rain on your parade…
Jason: Why are you wearing a wetsuit?
Dick: This isn’t a wetsuit. These are skinny pants and a fitted shirt.
Blüdhaven housewarming…
Red Hood: *crashes through the window*
Red Hood [to Dick]: Here, I brought you an orchid from Trader Joe’s, because I don’t know or care about any of your interests.
Aw, Jay. Ya shouldn’t have.
Blüdhaven housewarming…
Red Hood: *crashes through the window*
Red Hood [to Dick]: Here, I brought you an orchid from Trader Joe’s, because I don’t know or care about any of your interests.
Aw, Jay. Ya shouldn’t have.
Mission after mission after mission…
Red Hood: *coughing up blood*
Arsenal: *bandaging his broken knee with a torn sleeve*
Red Hood: *gestures back and forth between them* I might need two weeks off from this friendship.
Mornings at the Manor…
Bruce: *picks up the Gotham Gazette*
Dick: *doing pull-ups using the kitchen chandelier*
Alfred: *tugs at Dick’s feet to get him off the chandelier*
Tim: *typing furiously on his laptop, eyes narrowed with concentration*
Jason: *pours a fifth shot of espresso into Tim’s mug*
Damian: *picks bacon off Jason’s plate and feeds it to Alfred the Cat*
Bruce: *puts down the newspaper, buries his face in a hand and shakes his head*
Bruce: Just one question, boys. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?
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I’d say stick to the Business Section, Bruce, but I guess it’s kind of hard to avoid the headlines, huh?
Jason: Roy, you went out and bought half a million-worth of explosives without talking to me about it first?
Roy: Well, Jaybird, in my defense, I have nothing to back up the first part of my sentence.
At a Wayne Charity Foundation gala…
Jason [to Dick, Tim, and Damian]: Hey, guys. This is my date, Artemis.
Artemis: *glares at Jason*
Jason: *nervous chuckle* Okay, we’re here as friends. But I’m gonna change your mind one day.
Mornings at the Manor…
Bruce: Good morning, everyone!
Alfred:
Dick:
Jason:
Tim:
Damian:
Bruce: *sits down on the kitchen table, pours himself a cup of coffee, and picks up the Gotham Gazette*
Jason [to Tim]: *whispering* Ah, crap. He’s in love again.
Because a cheerful Bruce is a suspicious Bruce. (And that might have something to do with a certain, um, Cat.)
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