Family Patrol Night…
Robin: You ripped my cape, Drake!
Red Robin: And you broke my nose twice, you brat! I healed, you broke it again. Two times!
Robin: *punches Red Robin* Make that three times!
Nightwing: *attempting to pull them apart*
Red Hood: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Criminal: *bound and incredibly confused*
When your best friend supports you, no matter what…
Hiding behind barrels and reloading their weapons while being shot at by Black Mask’s henchmen in a warehouse…
Red Hood: I’ve got an idea –
Arsenal: Okay.
Red Hood: It’s actually kind of a plan –
Arsenal: Sounds great!
Red Hood: You don’t even know what it is yet!
Arsenal: I mean it’s great that you have a plan.
When your prodigal son lays down his guns, takes off his red hood, and comes back to the Manor for a while…
Batman: *clutching his chest* I… I feel like I’m go- going to explode into a m-million shiny p-pieces, Alfred…
Alfred: *grinning* I believe that’s called “joy”, Master Bruce.
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Batman: You know what I hate most in the world?
Red Hood: Kittens? Laughter?
Red Hood/Arsenal: The Reunion…
Red Hood: *hiding behind a barrel, reloading his guns* Your first day back and I’m already getting shot at!
Arsenal: *aiming an explosive arrow at the shooters* You missed me, didn’t you?
Visiting your older brother at his (horrendously unkempt) Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Tim and Damian: *watching what looks like Jason lecturing Dick*
Tim: It takes a great man to tell his brother when to change his underwear.
Mobster: *tied up and cursing at Red Hood in Russian*
Red Hood: You have some mouth on you.
Mobster: You speak Russian?
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Red Hood: Just the swear words.
Though, canonically (see “Red Hood: The Lost Days”), Jason can.
When you start dating this intriguing and mysterious person and ask when you can meet their family…
Member of the Batfamily: You’ll meet my family when I want to punish or torture you.
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